I'm going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends! "Who's The New Guy?" "Thought Bubbles" “The Miracle of Birth” "Funky Vagina Metaphor" He also appoints his own hired sword, Bronn, as the new leader of the City Watch/Gold Cloaks. [Squidward is sleeping.] Martin's novel series 'A Song of Ice and Fire.'. “My Sperm Is Healthy” / I don't! This chain of voyeurism (which we are also a part of, if you want to get all college-film-class about it) is shattered when Ros’ Customer complains to Littlefinger that she was crying, which ruined the whole experience for him. “This Session Is Going to Be Different” As we horrifically witnessed last week, all potential heirs to the Iron Throne are being murdered. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. There’s just a fisherman who looks like Sam Elliot. If I wanted to! "Oh My God I Think I Like You" Balon says his daughter will lead his army. Episode 5 - Episode 5. "Period Sex" I want to be remembered when I'm dead. "Hello, Nice To Meet You" And you definitely don’t want to fight a member of the Night’s Watch whose life can be so dull that he’s actually contemplated shaving a spider’s butt. "Makey Makeover" — Genre: Alternative Rock. "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King" We learn she’s Theon’s–. "End of the Movie (reprise)" "How To Clean Up" A sassy young lass offers Theon a ride to his castle. "Etta Mae's Lament" ... Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? Jason Ironheart says this to Sinclair in "Mind War"; if he wanted to kill someone, he could completely disintegrate that person with just a thought. "Nostalgia Cat song" “I can’t steal her, she’s a person,” Sam insists, which just makes us love him. "Angry Mad" Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! Which is probably the nicest thing anybody has ever said to him. About “I Could If I Wanted To” (Unreviewed) This song appears in episode 16 of season 1 (“Josh’s Sister Is Getting Married!”) of the CW’s comedy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend . (Also, I think I’m going to stop pointing out deviations from the book. May 18th, 2018. "The Math of Love Quadrangles "I Give Good Parent" Sam shoos Ghost away, then says to her, “Sorry, I just wanted to make sure you weren’t hurt.”, Gilly looks at him like that’s the nicest thing anybody has said to her. “Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”, "What’s Your Story" (Producer Sony Pictures Television has a secret list of candidates; Trebek's last episode, taped in late October, airs Friday.) like it's so important Varys notes Tyrion’s father forbid Shae from coming to King’s Landing. Bro. "Women Gotta Stick Together" Sounds like she’s made a bad investment. or having a kid? Turns out they both have wildly inflated expectations. The Red Waste: A quick scene with Dany, establishing she’s still in the desert and miserable and waiting for her scouts to return. by Greg after he found out that Josh and Rebecca have been having sex and also living together. And speaking of spiders…, NEXT: Shae’s fish pie debated; Craster + 19. She says Tyrion has always been funny, like when their mother died giving birth to him. "Thought Bubbles (reprise)" One of these scenes is very crucial to the plot (I’m not saying which one). “I Go To The Zoo” Shea told the king’s adviser she met Tyrion while working in the kitchens. It'll get you nowhere in life Discussion time! Boy, that Cersei sure does–. "Where's the Bathroom?" Saan would like to include sex with Cersei as part of his pirate booty. But I don't. a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties It's just a letter on the page And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age. But I could if I wanted to! Sellin' bonds and stocks I believe that being suicidal is not the same thing as simply wanting to die. made that grade I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise) Lyrics: Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! Quit demonstrating meta-Thrones humor, it makes this harder. “First Penis I Saw” Clearly, this man has read Ned Stark’s Guide to Strategy. "There's No Bathroom" And some (like the whole brothel peephole thing) seemed thrown in for shock value. "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick" Enter the girl who gave Theon a lift. Who cares about throwing a ball "The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)" Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The digital world seems unbeatable and Lukas has only one final option. Dragonstone: Hey is that… is that … a black guy on Game of Thrones? Game of Thrones season 6 finale recap: The Winds of Winter, Game of Thrones premiere recap: The Red Woman, Game of Thrones recap: Book of the Stranger, Game of Thrones season 5 finale recap: 'Mother's Mercy', 'Game of Thrones' recap: 'The Dance of Dragons', Game of Thrones recap: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. "What a Rush to Be a Bride", "Where's Rebecca Bunch?" "Maybe I'm Just Broken" "I don't want to have it because it means we don't get Alex," he says. In Season 2, a new nightmare begins for Lukas Franke. "Apple Man" You’ll recall last week Robb Stark agreed to send Theon home to ask his father to join the Starks’ fight against the Lannisters. Robert defeated the rebellion and Balon was ordered to send his only surviving son, Theon, to the Starks as ward/hostage. If you wanted, you could break out the stopwatch feature as an app and make it optional, but either way, the Clock app shouldn't be so permanent. Dammit Tyrion! "Buttload Of Cats" Turns out Papa Greyjoy is impressed Yara, but thinks Theon is weak (which rhymes with meek). During the episode… But before you do: Here’s last week’s premiere recap, for those who missed it. Sam brings her over to Jon Snow and asks if she can leave with them, like he’s found a stray that he really wants to keep. "Face Your Fears (reprise)" In the castle: Theon’s father Balon is cold (but his stone octopus fireplace is awesome). "Just a Girl in Love" “I sharpened this blade before breakfast,” Yoren says, “I could shave a spider’s ass if I wanted too.” Movies. "I Could if I Wanted To" is a inspired by the themes of anger, nihilism and apathy found in popular 1990's alternative rock songs. “I've Got My Head In The Clouds” He has to . Here it is: First we see Prostitute A happily riding Customer A. There are a ton of changes this season and the show is already super complex without bringing up every switch from the novel). "No One Else Is Singing My Song" / My best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back / Who cares? "Love's Not A Game" I Could If I Wanted To Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: ""Josh's Sister is Getting Married!"" Baldrick: Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard. I could make millions "Gettin' Bi" "Elated Vagina Metaphor" "What'll It Be" Not Wanted is a 1949 American drama film directed by Elmer Clifton and Ida Lupino and starring Sally Forrest, Keefe Brasselle and Leo Penn. She strolls by the cart of hardcore troublemakers who are heading to Castle Black. "Friendtopia" Yoren is a badass. "JAP Battle (reprise)" "Feelin' Kinda Naughty" "Remember That We Suffered", "Santa Ana Winds" In an adjacent room, we see Prostitute B, who wears clanking impractical earrings, giving oral pleasure to Customer B. Yoren is a badass. "West Covina (II)" Oh Thrones. You don’t want to mess with somebody who considers daily knife sharpening a bigger priority than getting his first cup of coffee. "Flooded with Justice Tyrion snarks: “So has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.”. One of her favorite bloodriders, Rakharo, comes back — without his body. selling stocks and bonds and ties And in a different room that haven’t yet seen, Top Prostitute Ros is meeting her customer. "Rebecca's Reprise", "After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)" A happy dad with his big dad calves "I'm a Good Person" Sound off! "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me", “A Diagnosis” Which I will, eventually, Did Thrones go overboard? "Where Is The Rock?" The HBO version does make sense in terms of the TV characters, though. "Dear Joshua Felix Chan" You don’t suppose they’re not actually talking about a baked pastry here do you? Yeah! In the castle, Stannis examines his wartime map. Brooke: It’s OK.Really. With a red and blue striped tie Shooting took place at the Universal Studios Synopsis. "I Could If I Wanted To" is a song performed by Greg Serrano. “I haven’t paid you,” he counters — ouch. Rating: Average rating 0.0 . "After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)" Unbeknownst to me at the time, there was still a little part of me that wanted to live and that believed she could help me get through this. In it he declares he could have done better on a test, as well as life in general, if he actually put forth the effort, but chooses not to. You never fail to deliver. "Flooded with Justice (reprise) "You Stupid Bitch" I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to. Or did you like the way sex was woven into the storytelling? In yet another adjacent room, we have Littlefinger watching Prostitute B and Customer B through another peephole. “I sharpened this blade before breakfast,” Yoren says, “I could shave a spider’s ass if I wanted too.” There are so many threats in that statement. First, I just want to say that this show, despite the fact it starts with a history lesson, is not historically accurate beyond the costume and production design. © Copyright 2021 Meredith Corporation. to know how to throw a ball! He also learns that everyone except Rossthought he was gay when they first met him. I don't care. "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With" / But I could if I wanted— "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years" (And yes, Yara’s name was changed from “Asha” in the books, presumably so viewers don’t confuse her with Ayra and Osha … though when you think about it, the name Yara is maybe 5 percent less potentially confusing than Asha. He also declares he’ll be back later to attack the group with more men. “Back In Action” of course. "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal", "Real Life Fighting is Akward" All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend? Entertainment Weekly may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Share to [Bad Papa: Episode 25] I couldn’t punch you even if I wanted to. In it he declares he could have done better on a test, as well as life in general, if he actually put forth the effort, but chooses not to. Videos » Dramas » Bad Papa » [Bad Papa: Episode 25] I couldn't punch you even if I wanted to . [Recapper shakes fist]. "Itchy Vagina Metaphor" "We Tapped That Ass" "Ping Pong Girl" Balon criticizes his son’s fancy dress, accuses him of becoming a Stark, and rejects Robb’s request for help. Sort of the opposite of a headless horseman. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Breath of Fresh Squidward" from Season 5, which aired on July 26, 2007. “I’d ask how much,” Bronn says, and it’s not clear what answer Tyrion wanted to hear. Episode 6 - Episode 6. I tried fiddling with the remote, etc., to see if I could find that particular episode. "Slow Motion (reprise)" My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! "What U Missed While U Were Popular", "Hungry Vagina Metaphor" "Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All" I want songs sung about me. Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! But I don't! "The Cringe" But to where? He tries to convince his sister that this shakeup is for her own benefit. Littlefinger’s brothel: We might never get a sex scene more bizarre than Littlefinger’s infamous monologue / prostitute audition last year. "Maybe This Dream" We could use a pop-up map just for this scene. Greg Serrano: But I could. "Scary Scary Sexy Lady" "We wanted to see if we could do something a little more," he says. This week might have been the most sex-focused hour yet, with many scenes having either characters chatting about sex or practicing some form of it. And she did. If the writers really wanted to help us out, they would have just called her Stephanie or something). Tyrion doesn’t like this indirect threat … so he very directly threatens Varys. “There’s no bigger joke in the world than that,” she claims. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2), After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For), We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now, You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours), Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All, The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love, Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With, After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For), https://cxg.fandom.com/wiki/I_Could_If_I_Wanted_To?oldid=18890. Game of Thrones band name poll! "Sexy French Depression" One suspects Cersei isn’t going to be getting laughs at the comedy club open mike night anytime soon, but she does manage to strike one of Tyrion’s vulnerable spots. 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